Enigma

Friday, June 09, 2006

The Legacy of A-1 Raagamallika Apartment II

----> Bhatia
Ghoomta raha door to kahin
Udte baadlon ki tarah
Kaha se tujhe aayi hai sada
Laut ke aa ab zara

Tera yeh aashiyaana..Mera bhi aashiyaan

The Gym freaks and Party’s tryst with Dental College Girl

Adarsh and Bhatia made it a point to smother any competition when it came to body building. The nearby Fitness Centre a la Akhaara proved to be their ideal budding ground. The day started at five o clock with Sardarji ready in his track suits pushing bleary eyed Addy out of the comforts of his bed and dreams of nightly mermaids.
Definitely Adarsh’s morning sleeps were far more valuable then those sweat laden T-shirts in Gym. Yet Bhatia’s perseverance drove him to sacrifice his sleep on many occasions.

By the way Party wasn’t left behind in getting hit by this fitness bug. After all Bhatia and Adarsh had presented sugar- coated- delicious stories about hot girls, in their skimpy clothes, venturing into Akhaara for training and aerobics. So one fine day Party too decided that its time for him to pull up the socks, leave behind the Not Yashi syndrome and net a new fish in the aisle of fitness centre. Early morning Party was ready, even before the Rooster could give the morning lark, in his exercise kit.

Sensing the impending danger in fitness centre both Bhatia and Adarsh wished their destiny bestow them one final luck – Escape from Party’s wrath on discovering the truth. At the counter normally any fitness aspirant asks about equipment details, fitness regime etc etc. But our Party’s first question was how many girls pay visit to the Gym. Surely even the manager of the Gym was taken aback by absurdity of the inquiry. He grazed across the Gymnasium with an investigative eye looking for Bhatia and Adarsh. Thankfully their innocent face suggested that they don’t have even distant connection with Party and were saved from being kicked out before getting hold of body building,

Unfortunately Party couldn’t sustain this trauma of being misled by opposite sex again and again. Hence this time he decided to pave the wave of his tryst with a girl in Cheenai on his own.

Party’s morning though started pretty early yet it took him ages to prepare himself for the biggest ordeal of his life – Reaching office on time. Sure enough he had arranged his means to lessen the pain of going to office by hiring MTC- NOT Madras Transport Corporation bus but one Mutthu Transport Service.

Mutthu was a genial , soft spoken Senior Associate in Party’s project Seeing the pain that Party had to go through every morning , he decided , out of humanity, to lend a helping hand to Party so that he can overcome this excruciating feeling of be on time in office. Poor fellow didn’t know the fact that if you give an inch to this guy he will make you run a mile. Instead of Party reaching office on time, Mutthu imbibed the habit of reaching office late courtesy Party’s hour long mental preparation before going to office

Out of frustration one day MTC stopped its service. Party was left stranded and inspite of his strong wishes; he had to report to office. It was time to take original MTC bus and suffer the hot Chennai weather. It’s said- Jab Khuda Mehrbaan, to Party Pehlwaan!!
Like a pool of water in desert , Party found a hot Chinki in MTC bus while on his route to office. Bhaad mein jaaye office..Ab to Game set karne ka!!

Party displayed his company tag and brazenly introduced himself as a guy working in
Multi National Software Company. The girl supposedly studied in Dental College. She was more flummoxed than flattered seeing the confidence with which Party approached her. Sensing danger to her dignity, integrity and whatever –ity you can think of , she stopped the bus and scampered through for safety. Party followed the suit and chased her all the way to her house. Whether it was his good luck or bad luck -it’s beyond anybody's comprehension- but from distance a guy came towards the Chinki and turned out to be her brother.

Seeing a risk to his life , Party ran away from the scene with the tag of Multi National Software Company dangling on his side. For days he had long lasting hope that he can have a peek at the girl of his dream. To fulfill his desire he continued venturing near the periphery of dental college, but all in vain

Meanwhile that day Party made his royal entry to office well past noon…and his punishment was that he didn’t return to our Aashiyaana for next two days...Project Manager had already planned to screw up Party's days of happiness

Aage ke episode mein....Jab Addy ne lagayi Party ki class..Bhatia ki laboratory....Chawla ne machaaya dhoom...




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